Archive for June, 2009

From Matt
June 29, 2009

Puppies and babies don’t work so well as chick magnets when stuck to your refrigerator.

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Originally posted on June 16, 2009

From CcSteff
June 26, 2009

Teaching my nieces and nephews how to use water guns was hilarious until they got good at it.

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Originally posted on May 30, 2009

From Rafael Torres
June 18, 2009

Wife back from Costco. I think her feminine hygiene needs are covered until menopause.

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Originally posted on June 16, 2009

From Rafael Torres
June 18, 2009

Please note that in honor of closing car dealerships, all Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men must wave at half-pressure today.

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Originally posted on May 15, 2009

From Tim Siedell
June 12, 2009

Life would be easier if I could just breathe coffee. Except for the astronaut helmet full of scalding hot liquid, I guess.

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Originally posted on May 28, 2009

From Yaya
June 11, 2009

Sometimes I wonder if we’re meant to bbq squirrels. I mean they’re everywhere and conveniently right near the grill.

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Originally posted on May 25, 2009

From Brian Sack
June 6, 2009

45% stocks, 20% bonds,
35% scratch tickets

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Originally posted on June 3, 2009

From luckyshirt
June 4, 2009

When something breaks, my 2-year-old son says “Physics!” He probably means “Fix it!”, but that doesn’t crush my hope that he’s a smartass.

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Originally posted on May 25, 2009

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