If you have any friends on a work trip in Albania “it’s like 2 or 4 in the morning” right now. So I hear.
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Originally posted on July 6, 2009
Archive for July, 2009
From Brian Bolter
July 31, 2009
From Scott Simpson
July 29, 2009
An astute wife will notice that her husband and children are meeting her at the airport in the same clothes they dropped her off in.
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Originally posted on June 28, 2009
From Aimee Brock
July 27, 2009
65 million years ago, I would’ve been a crazy dinosaur lady instead of a crazy cat lady who wishes they were dinosaurs.
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Originally posted on June 28, 2009
From Rainn Wilson
July 24, 2009
In high school, I stood behind Roger Ebert in a lobby as he gave his live TV review of “Gremlins” and made faces. #lameclaimtofame
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Originally posted on July 21, 2009
From Ryan Bauer
July 22, 2009
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you’ll be there all afternoon. Just give him the fish and be done with it.
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Originally posted on July 11, 2009
From Doug Williams
July 20, 2009
Just watched a girl faint as
Al “Father of the Internet” Gore walked by. Or was it global warming?
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Originally posted on July 16, 2009
From Paul Constant
July 17, 2009
Oh, Billy. I wish you could draw the Family Circus EVERY week.
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Originally posted on June 19, 2009
From Luke De Vancouver
July 15, 2009
It would be easier for you all
to get fat and make me average than it would for me to put this donut down.
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Originally posted on June 14, 2009
From Brian Bolter
July 13, 2009
“Idle curiosity” drove a federal employee to peek at celebrity passports. It also created the Labradoodle. Which should also
be illegal.
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Originally posted on July 8, 2009
From Christian Finnegan
July 10, 2009
I routinely forget the name of anyone who can help my career. And yet, I know Lamar’s rap from “Revenge of the Nerds” in its entirety.
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Originally posted on July 2, 2009
