From @JonasPolsky May 27, 2010

When life hands you demons, make demonade.

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Original tweet posted on May 18, 2010

From @JonasPolsky May 21, 2010

Old Fad: Crazy person.
New Trend: Solo flashmob.

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Original tweet posted on February 24, 2010

From @seanconroy May 18, 2010

How does a pretzel describe its shape without sounding conceited?

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Original tweet posted on February 18, 2010

From @MattMira May 14, 2010

So today’s Golden Girls was the one where George Clooney gets shot during a drug deal. You read that correctly.

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Original tweet posted on March 29, 2010

From @owlcity May 11, 2010

My shadow just unfollowed me.

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Original tweet posted on April 21, 2010

From @Rayke May 4, 2010

OMG. I JUST REALIZED THAT “ACKBAR” AND “BARACK” ARE ANAGRAMS OF EACH OTHER. IT’S A TRAP!

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Original tweet posted on May 4, 2010

From @birbigs May 4, 2010

the guy next 2 me is saying very loudly into his phone “THIS IS JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME.”
i feel like i’m in the loop as well.

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Original tweet posted on February 19, 2010