I’m a zombie. A sleep-deprived zombie. Wait … zombies sleep?
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Original tweet posted on June 22, 2010
Archive for June, 2010
From @iMyriam
June 28, 2010
From @kellyoxford
June 22, 2010
When cats stare at you, show them your opposable thumbs. They hate that.
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Original tweet posted on June 5, 2010
From @joeschmitt
June 18, 2010
No offense, but if you ever gave me something which I now have to pack, move, unpack and find a place for, I hate you.
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Original tweet posted on May 8, 2010
From @phirm
June 15, 2010
Why isn’t Wallace Shawn the spokesman of a birth control pill called “Inconceivable”?
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Original tweet posted on May 12, 2010
From @julieklausner
June 8, 2010
Sometimes I take a banana to work & forget to eat it, so I take it home, and I’ve inadvertently celebrated Take Your Banana To Work Day
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Original tweet posted on May 5, 2010
From @NikiWithIssues
June 6, 2010
I ran into my ex boyfriend and he was holding a kid that wouldn’t shut up. Me: 1 Him: 0
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Original tweet posted on May 10, 2010
From @NikiWithIssues
June 4, 2010
I don’t like people touching my phone. It’s one of the reasons my relationship with E.T. didn’t work out.
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Original tweet posted on June 2, 2010
From @MattMira
June 3, 2010
Every Forest Whitaker movie should be called “Stop Looking
At My Eye”
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Original tweet posted on April 28, 2010
