From @owlcity September 30, 2010

Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you’ve
been kicked in the head
like this before.

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Original tweet posted on September 30, 2010

From @janefeltes September 27, 2010

NO, Aunt Sandy, potato salad cannot be a centerpiece.

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Original tweet posted on September 19, 2010

From @James_Waters September 17, 2010

They say to dress for the job you want, not the one you have. They don’t say how to deal with the chafing from these fishnet tights though.

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Original tweet posted on July 21, 2010

From @derekasaurus September 15, 2010

I’ve been staring at this
progress bar for so long that
it might be awkward if I don’t
buy it a drink soon.

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Original tweet posted on August 19, 2010