From @kellyoxford
June 22, 2010

When cats stare at you, show them your opposable thumbs. They hate that.

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Original tweet posted on June 5, 2010

From Aimee Brock
July 27, 2009

65 million years ago, I would’ve been a crazy dinosaur lady instead of a crazy cat lady who wishes they were dinosaurs.

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Originally posted on June 28, 2009

From Zaius13
July 3, 2009

Beef flavor cat food? A cow isn’t something a cat would naturally eat. They should make house plant, mouse ’n’ spider, and cat hair flavors.

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Originally posted on June 3, 2009

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