I like my men the way I like my pizza: made of pizza.
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Original tweet posted on February 23, 2012
From @theresa_lauren
May 1, 2012
From @mrdavehill
December 22, 2010
Lady on plane just showed baby
a photo of another baby. Lady
way more excited about it than baby.
Read Dave Hill’s Twitter feed at @mrdavehill
Original tweet posted on October 6, 2010
From @pourmecoffee
November 23, 2010
Wish there was a George Soros Macy’s parade balloon just to see @glennbeck’s face as it floats by.
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Original tweet posted on November 22, 2010
From @andreaseigel
November 2, 2010
For me, nothing tastes as good as telling my boyfriend I don’t want a grilled cheese and then, when he makes one for himself, eating it.
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Original tweet posted on October 18, 2010
From @friedmanjon
October 22, 2010
Most Frequent Quotes From the Invisible Man: “I’m over here.”
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Original tweet posted on October 21, 2010
Public domain photograph of the O.Henry Hotel
in Greensboro, N.C., from the Library of Congress
From @JonasPolsky
May 27, 2010
When life hands you demons, make demonade.
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Original tweet posted on May 18, 2010
From @seanconroy
May 18, 2010
How does a pretzel describe its shape without sounding conceited?
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Original tweet posted on February 18, 2010
From @owlcity
May 11, 2010
My shadow just unfollowed me.
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Original tweet posted on April 21, 2010
From @birbigs
May 4, 2010
the guy next 2 me is saying very loudly into his phone “THIS IS JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME.”
i feel like i’m in the loop as well.
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Original tweet posted on February 19, 2010
From @daddylikeyblog
April 12, 2010
If Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton were trapped in a burning building, and you could only save one of them, who would you save?
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Original tweet posted on March 19, 2010
