Archive for May, 2009

From @sween
May 29, 2009

My car smells like farts. I am alone in my car. I did not fart. And so begins the worst slasher film ever.

Read Jason Sweeney’s Twitter feed at @sween

Originally posted on May 18, 2009

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From @adamisacson
May 22, 2009

Thanks for holding the door open even though you’re like 50 yards ahead of me, ma’am. Hold on, I’ve got to tie my shoe. Look, a nickel!

Read Adam Isacson’s Twitter feed at @adamisacson

Originally posted on May 6, 2009

From @bliccy
May 15, 2009

Whoever said falling asleep with the TV on was okay obviously never watches cooking shows and dreams about talking cartoon cucumbers.

Read Nicole Currier’s Twitter feed at @bliccy

Originally posted on May 11, 2009

From @swamibooba
May 12, 2009

Eventually I’ll give up my knowledge of the release dates for every Beatles single and album for the US and Britain. Until then, singlehood.

Read Chris Aucutt’s Twitter feed at @swamibooba

Originally posted on April 28, 2009

From @paulfeig
May 8, 2009

That early workout I planned ended up consisting of me rolling over and turning off the alarm. My left arm is now .00000000001% stronger.

Read Paul Feig’s Twitter feed at @paulfeig

Originally posted on April 21, 2009

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