Archive for June, 2009

From @biorhythmist
June 29, 2009

Puppies and babies don’t work so well as chick magnets when stuck to your refrigerator.

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Originally posted on June 16, 2009

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From @CcSteff
June 26, 2009

Teaching my nieces and nephews how to use water guns was hilarious until they got good at it.

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Originally posted on May 30, 2009

From @rafitorres
June 18, 2009

Wife back from Costco. I think her feminine hygiene needs are covered until menopause.

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Originally posted on June 16, 2009

From @rafitorres
June 18, 2009

Please note that in honor of closing car dealerships, all Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men must wave at half-pressure today.

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Originally posted on May 15, 2009

From @badbanana
June 12, 2009

Life would be easier if I could just breathe coffee. Except for the astronaut helmet full of scalding hot liquid, I guess.

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Originally posted on May 28, 2009

From @Yaya
June 11, 2009

Sometimes I wonder if we’re meant to bbq squirrels. I mean they’re everywhere and conveniently right near the grill.

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Originally posted on May 25, 2009

From @brian_sack
June 6, 2009

45% stocks, 20% bonds,
35% scratch tickets

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Originally posted on June 3, 2009

From @luckyshirt
June 4, 2009

When something breaks, my 2-year-old son says “Physics!” He probably means “Fix it!”, but that doesn’t crush my hope that he’s a smartass.

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Originally posted on May 25, 2009

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