Archive for July, 2009

From @brianbolter
July 31, 2009

If you have any friends on a work trip in Albania “it’s like 2 or 4 in the morning” right now. So I hear.

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Originally posted on July 6, 2009

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From @scottsimpson
July 29, 2009

An astute wife will notice that her husband and children are meeting her at the airport in the same clothes they dropped her off in.

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Originally posted on June 28, 2009

From @ryanbauer
July 22, 2009

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you’ll be there all afternoon. Just give him the fish and be done with it.

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Originally posted on July 11, 2009

From @dougw
July 20, 2009

Just watched a girl faint as
Al “Father of the Internet” Gore walked by. Or was it global warming?

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Originally posted on July 16, 2009

From @paulconstant
July 17, 2009

Oh, Billy. I wish you could draw the Family Circus EVERY week.

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Originally posted on June 19, 2009

From @lukeinvan
July 15, 2009

It would be easier for you all
to get fat and make me average than it would for me to put this donut down.

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Originally posted on June 14, 2009

From @brianbolter
July 13, 2009

“Idle curiosity” drove a federal employee to peek at celebrity passports. It also created the Labradoodle. Which should also
be illegal.

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Originally posted on July 8, 2009

From @ChristFinnegan
July 10, 2009

I routinely forget the name of anyone who can help my career. And yet, I know Lamar’s rap from “Revenge of the Nerds” in its entirety.

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Originally posted on July 2, 2009

From @ChristFinnegan
July 8, 2009

Is there anything in this world as repulsive as the naked male body? What the hell is wrong with you, women/gay dudes??

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Originally posted on June 29, 2009

From @Zaius13
July 3, 2009

Beef flavor cat food? A cow isn’t something a cat would naturally eat. They should make house plant, mouse ’n’ spider, and cat hair flavors.

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Originally posted on June 3, 2009

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