Before the Happy Birthday song people just stared at each other when the cake was brought out.
Read Jon Friedman’s Twitter feed at @friedmanjon
Original tweet posted on May 13, 2010
If you play Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon along with the Wizard of Id it totally matches up.
Read Aaron’s Twitter feed at @aaronyonda
Originally posted on August 30, 2009
“Chad Vader” videos by Aaron Yonda and Matt Sloan here
“Wizard of Id” by Parker and Hart from comics.com here
“I would wear shorts to church but people object to how white my legs are on religious grounds.”
Original tweet posted on April 7, 2013 / Read Adam Young’s Twitter feed at @owlcity
Sometimes I take a banana to work & forget to eat it, so I take it home, and I’ve inadvertently celebrated Take Your Banana To Work Day
Read Julie Klausner’s Twitter feed at @julieklausner
Original tweet posted on May 5, 2010
I’ve been staring at this
progress bar for so long that
it might be awkward if I don’t
buy it a drink soon.
Read derekasaurus’ Twitter feed at @derekasaurus
Original tweet posted on August 19, 2010
How does Lady Gaga know when she is finished getting dressed?
Read Jason Osborne’s Twitter feed at @ParasiteHilton
Original tweet posted on April 26, 2010
If you find yourself googling *shirtless Spock* at any point in your day, you win at internet.
Read Laura’s Twitter feed at @lafix
Original tweet posted on January 25, 2010
Maybe the Lone Ranger wouldn’t have been so lone if he hadn’t worn a light blue leisure suit every day.
Read Dan Cronin’s Twitter feed at @croninwhocares
Original tweet posted on February 5, 2010
I’m torn between scrubbing the mold out of my shower and calling it a victory garden.
Read Your Interloperness’ Twitter feed at @ivegotzooms
Originally posted on August 21, 2009
i brought a bunch of singles to
the strip club but apparently girls
don’t like velveeta
Read Aimee Newell’s Twitter feed at @lilwaynesworld
Originally posted on March 8, 2009