From @friedmanjon

July 4, 2013 - Leave a Response

Before the Happy Birthday song people just stared at each other when the cake was brought out.

Read Jon Friedman’s Twitter feed at @friedmanjon

Original tweet posted on May 13, 2010

From @aaronyonda

July 4, 2013 - Leave a Response

If you play Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon along with the Wizard of Id it totally matches up.

Read Aaron’s Twitter feed at @aaronyonda

Originally posted on August 30, 2009

“Chad Vader” videos by Aaron Yonda and Matt Sloan here

“Wizard of Id” by Parker and Hart from comics.com here

From @owlcity

July 4, 2013 - Leave a Response

“I would wear shorts to church but people object to how white my legs are on religious grounds.”

Original tweet posted on April 7, 2013 / Read Adam Young’s Twitter feed at @owlcity

From @julieklausner

July 4, 2013 - 2 Responses

Sometimes I take a banana to work & forget to eat it, so I take it home, and I’ve inadvertently celebrated Take Your Banana To Work Day

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Original tweet posted on May 5, 2010

From @derekasaurus

July 4, 2013 - One Response

I’ve been staring at this
progress bar for so long that
it might be awkward if I don’t
buy it a drink soon.

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Original tweet posted on August 19, 2010

From @ParasiteHilton

July 4, 2013 - 3 Responses

How does Lady Gaga know when she is finished getting dressed?

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Original tweet posted on April 26, 2010

From @lafix

July 4, 2013 - Leave a Response

If you find yourself googling *shirtless Spock* at any point in your day, you win at internet.

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Original tweet posted on January 25, 2010

From @croninwhocares

July 4, 2013 - Leave a Response

Maybe the Lone Ranger wouldn’t have been so lone if he hadn’t worn a light blue leisure suit every day.

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Original tweet posted on February 5, 2010

From @ivegotzooms

July 4, 2013 - Leave a Response

I’m torn between scrubbing the mold out of my shower and calling it a victory garden.

Read Your Interloperness’ Twitter feed at @ivegotzooms

Originally posted on August 21, 2009

From @lilwaynesworld

July 4, 2013 - Leave a Response

i brought a bunch of singles to
the strip club but apparently girls
don’t like velveeta

Read Aimee Newell’s Twitter feed at @lilwaynesworld

Originally posted on March 8, 2009

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