From Mike Ashmore

Worst case scenario, Roomba edition: dog poo on the floor.
’nuf said. :-(
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Originally posted on February 26, 2009
From Susan Orlean

My affection for Pink Floyd’s
“Dark Side of the Moon” makes me wonder if I’m actually a guy.
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Originally posted on October 21, 2009
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From Aaron Yonda

If you play Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon along with the Wizard of Id it totally matches up.
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Originally posted on August 30, 2009
“Chad Vader” videos by Aaron Yonda and Matt Sloan here
“Wizard of Id” by Parker and Hart from comics.com here
From ivegotzooms

I’m torn between scrubbing the mold out of my shower and calling it a victory garden.
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Originally posted on August 21, 2009
From Don Henry

Kanye West was a lot nicer before that house fell on Kanye East.
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Originally posted on September 16, 2009
From Elizabeth Lindstrom

Found the earrings I left at the gym. Too bad they are on a large woman that terrifies me.
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Originally posted on July 22, 2009
From Meeting Boy

Could you show me where in your job description it says “barking orders”?
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Originally posted on August 24, 2009
From Dave Gorum

What I want to know is how a chubby gamer nerd managed to dress me in his XL Call of Duty shirt without my noticing.
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Originally posted on June 14, 2009





