From Mike Ashmore

November 11, 2009 - Leave a Response

Worst case scenario, Roomba edition: dog poo on the floor. ’nuf said. :-(

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Originally posted on February 26, 2009

From Susan Orlean

November 6, 2009 - One Response

My affection for Pink Floyd’s
“Dark Side of the Moon” makes me wonder if I’m actually a guy.

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Originally posted on October 21, 2009

Visit Susan’s Web page at susanorlean.com

From Aaron Yonda

October 16, 2009 - Leave a Response

If you play Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon along with the Wizard of Id it totally matches up.

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Originally posted on August 30, 2009

“Chad Vader” videos by Aaron Yonda and Matt Sloan here

“Wizard of Id” by Parker and Hart from comics.com here

From ivegotzooms

October 12, 2009 - Leave a Response

I’m torn between scrubbing the mold out of my shower and calling it a victory garden.

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Originally posted on August 21, 2009

From Don Henry

October 5, 2009 - Leave a Response

Kanye West was a lot nicer before that house fell on Kanye East.

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Originally posted on September 16, 2009

From Elizabeth Lindstrom

October 3, 2009 - Leave a Response

Found the earrings I left at the gym. Too bad they are on a large woman that terrifies me.

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Originally posted on July 22, 2009

From Meeting Boy

September 28, 2009 - Leave a Response

Could you show me where in your job description it says “barking orders”?

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Originally posted on August 24, 2009

From Kat Dennings

September 25, 2009 - 10 Responses

just sneezed

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Originally posted on September 15, 2009

From Dave Gorum

September 10, 2009 - One Response

What I want to know is how a chubby gamer nerd managed to dress me in his XL Call of Duty shirt without my noticing.

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Originally posted on June 14, 2009

From Tina Dupuy

September 3, 2009 - Leave a Response

If I wanted to make real money
I would be a volunteer crossing guard, instead I’m writing
quickly expired opinion pieces

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Originally posted on August 8, 2009

Read Tina’s column “The Land of the Terrorized” at tinadupuy.com