From @winona_rose

August 21, 2013 - Leave a Response

Just dropped approximately 3/4 of my lunch into my cleavage at work. Debating best course of action.

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Original tweet posted on July 21, 2010

From @ScottDikkers

August 20, 2013 - Leave a Response

if time travel were possible, I would be eating dinosaur bacon right now.

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Original tweet posted on April 26, 2011

From @owlcity

August 20, 2013 - Leave a Response

“If someone calls me a sir
one more time I will literally
wear a top hat and a monocle and roll my eyes so hard you will
not survive.”

Original tweet posted on May 13, 2013 / Read Adam Young’s Twitter feed at @owlcity

From @taylorswift13

July 4, 2013 - Leave a Response

Just found my old life-size
Brad Paisley cardboard cutout.
Or better yet.. It found me.

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Originally posted on December 15, 2009

From @owlcity

July 4, 2013 - One Response

My spirit animal is a long-tailed cat
in a room full of rocking chairs.

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Original tweet posted on May 3, 2013

Special @owlcity Editon of “Twips” comics HERE.

From @rainnwilson

July 4, 2013 - 5 Responses

In high school, I stood behind Roger Ebert in a lobby as he gave his live TV review of “Gremlins” and made faces. #lameclaimtofame

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Originally posted on July 21, 2009

From @owlcity

July 4, 2013 - Leave a Response

Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you’ve
been kicked in the head
like this before.

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Original tweet posted on September 30, 2010

Special @owlcity Editon of “Twips” comics HERE.

From @katefeetie

July 4, 2013 - One Response

One may be the loneliest number, but zero is the fattest.

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Original tweet posted on April 8, 2010

From @Aimee_B_Loved

July 4, 2013 - 2 Responses

65 million years ago, I would’ve been a crazy dinosaur lady instead of a crazy cat lady who wishes they were dinosaurs.

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Originally posted on June 28, 2009

From @OfficialKat

July 4, 2013 - Leave a Response

People are weird. Boys are weird. Men are weird. Love is weird.
You are weird. I am weird.
Life is weird. Weird is weird.
Look, a MINOTAUR!

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Original tweet posted on September 25, 2010

Minotaur sketch by Ethan Williams

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