
I like my men the way I like my pizza: made of pizza.
Read Theresa’s Twitter feed at @theresa_lauren
Original tweet posted on February 23, 2012
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if time travel were possible, I would be eating dinosaur bacon right now.
Read Scott Dikkers’ Twitter feed at @Scott Dikkers
Original tweet posted on April 26, 2011
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Still disappointed every time it says “This program contains nudity” and it turns out to be a dude’s
bare ass.
Read Sean Conroy’s Twitter feed at @seanconroy
Original tweet posted on February 16, 2011
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Old man with dreads stopped me on the street & asked if I was a hippie.
Read Jill Sobule’s Twitter feed at @jillsobule
Original tweet posted on October 20, 2010
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Lady on plane just showed baby
a photo of another baby. Lady
way more excited about it than baby.
Read Dave Hill’s Twitter feed at @mrdavehill
Original tweet posted on October 6, 2010
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One may be the loneliest number, but zero is the fattest.
Read Katie Rose Johnston’s Twitter feed at @katefeetie
Original tweet posted on April 8, 2010
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Thought my 1920s apartment was cute & vintage when I moved in, now it’s just poorly insulated and enabling me to type this with my nipples.
Read Aubrey’s Twitter feed at @VaginaDrum
Original tweet posted on November 21, 2010
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Yes, I really do love country and rock, separately and together. Why can’t a man be a Minnie Pearl Jam fan?
Read David Wild’s Twitter feed at @Wildaboutmusic
Original tweet posted on November 13, 2010
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Wish there was a George Soros Macy’s parade balloon just to see @glennbeck’s face as it floats by.
Read pourmecoffee’s Twitter feed at @pourmecoffee
Original tweet posted on November 22, 2010
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For me, nothing tastes as good as telling my boyfriend I don’t want a grilled cheese and then, when he makes one for himself, eating it.
Read Andrea’s Twitter feed at @andreaseigel
Original tweet posted on October 18, 2010
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