From @raminnazer

Fighting depression, one chocolate cake slice at a time.

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Originally posted on December 12, 2009

From @taylorswift13

Just found my old life-size
Brad Paisley cardboard cutout.
Or better yet.. It found me.

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Originally posted on December 15, 2009

From @yowhatsthehaps

I’ve already gotten stuck inside my sweatshirt this morning. This day should be interesting.

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Originally posted on September 2, 2009

From @brianbolter

In a stroke of genius, NBC has created a reality show spin-off. Leno and O’Brien: Spoiled Victims Unit.

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Originally posted on January 15, 2010

From @mccarthyredhead

Y’ever notice when you type MOM into your phone, you dial 666?

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Originally posted on January 8, 2010

From @annawiggle

Future husband list, for the record: 1) Geof from “Ace of Cakes.”
2) Jack Skellington.

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Originally posted on November 29, 2009

From @gordonshumway

If it weren’t for the microwaveable box from these Ore-Ida Fries
for One, the phrase “tear top off” wouldn’t ever cross paths with
my life.

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Originally posted on December 17, 2009

From @joegarden

None of my enemies know that
I exist. That’s just how I like it.
That way, when they least expect it, POW! They get Gardened.

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Originally posted on November 30, 2009

From @lilwaynesworld

i brought a bunch of singles to
the strip club but apparently girls
don’t like velveeta

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Originally posted on March 8, 2009

From Josh Hopkins

What’s the difference between Gary Busey and fruitcake? Fruitcake doesn’t always have
rum in it.

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Originally posted on December 17, 2008