I like my men the way I like my pizza: made of pizza.
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Original tweet posted on February 23, 2012
From @ScottDikkers
May 15, 2011 - Leave a Response
if time travel were possible, I would be eating dinosaur bacon right now.
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Original tweet posted on April 26, 2011
From @seanconroy
February 27, 2011 - Leave a Response
Still disappointed every time it says “This program contains nudity” and it turns out to be a dude’s
bare ass.
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Original tweet posted on February 16, 2011
From @jillsobule
January 6, 2011 - One Response
Old man with dreads stopped me on the street & asked if I was a hippie.
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Original tweet posted on October 20, 2010
From @mrdavehill
December 22, 2010 - Leave a Response
Lady on plane just showed baby
a photo of another baby. Lady
way more excited about it than baby.
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Original tweet posted on October 6, 2010
From @katefeetie
December 12, 2010 - One Response
One may be the loneliest number, but zero is the fattest.
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Original tweet posted on April 8, 2010
From @VaginaDrum
December 11, 2010 - One Response
Thought my 1920s apartment was cute & vintage when I moved in, now it’s just poorly insulated and enabling me to type this with my nipples.
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Original tweet posted on November 21, 2010
From @Wildaboutmusic
November 29, 2010 - Leave a Response
Yes, I really do love country and rock, separately and together. Why can’t a man be a Minnie Pearl Jam fan?
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Original tweet posted on November 13, 2010
From @pourmecoffee
November 23, 2010 - Leave a Response
Wish there was a George Soros Macy’s parade balloon just to see @glennbeck’s face as it floats by.
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Original tweet posted on November 22, 2010
From @andreaseigel
November 2, 2010 - Leave a Response
For me, nothing tastes as good as telling my boyfriend I don’t want a grilled cheese and then, when he makes one for himself, eating it.
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Original tweet posted on October 18, 2010
